Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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