Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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