She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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