dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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