Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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