I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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