Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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