i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I understand Curling. That high.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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