i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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