ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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