Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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