If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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