miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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