Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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