Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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