but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I'm at about main and main street
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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