thus making me awesome and them whores
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
NoShamevember. You game?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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