When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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