Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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