it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I deserve this hangover.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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