And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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