He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
True college students do jello shots in the library
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
