Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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