erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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