what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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