Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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