KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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