Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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