i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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