i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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