I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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