BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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