Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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