You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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