he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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