I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Holy sore nipples Batman
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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