have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
How's work?
Spinning.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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