She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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