yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i love accidental penises.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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