Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
wow bdsm is so cute
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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