seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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