One girl and one boy is just not enough.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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