i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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