its not stalking. its research.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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