oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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