OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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