Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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