My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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