Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
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Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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