I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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