This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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