Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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