its not stalking. its research.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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