it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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