Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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